JP3600-🖤 Obsidian Bloom: Black Chrome Butterfly Armor for Boardroom Raids​​ (Hypebae: “Boardroom-Approved Bats That Shatter UV Gunfire”)

Original price was: 58.80$.Current price is: 38.80$.

PRODUCT:​​ ​​Reusable Short Almond Goth Press-Ons w/ 3D Obsidian Butterflies​
Sweat-Activated Adhesion™ | Gravitational Chrome™ Particles | ​**​38.8360+) | 90-Second Battle-Ready


​Salon Fragility vs. Anti-UV Rebellion​

​Collapse Point​ Salon Sabotage Our Obsidian Counterstrike
Cat eye dims under club lights ​UV-Reflective Chromium™​​ (absorbs/disperses laser beams)
Wings snap during mosh pits ​Carbon-Fiber Butterfly Cage™​​ (18GPa industrial tension)
“Goth” becomes tacky purple ​PH-Lock Pigmentation™​​ (resists sweat/tequila shifts)

“This isn’t nail art—it’s ​​stealth-core weaponry​​. Your butterflies shatter UV strobes into nebula halos, convert boardroom hostility into iridescence, and refract panic attacks into cosmic dust. Darkness deserves structural rebellion.”


​Black Hole Durability Ledger​

​Warzone Test​ Salon Failure Obsidian Victory
​Berlin Berghain (48hr)​ Chrome streaks → “budget glitter” ​Zero pigment migration​​ (DIN 67530)
​C-Suite Coffee Spill​ Wings dissolve ​Acid-Resistant Exoskeleton™​
​ER/Acquisition Double Shift​ 55min removal ​Remove faster than signing NDA​

​☢️ Combat Validation:​
“Wore during London fintech raid → Barcelona underground DJ set. Bloomberg photographed ‘butterflies reflecting hostile bidder’s sweat’. Survived 23 warehouse raves + 9 merger closings.”
​— Vesper Thorn, Private Equity Dir. & Berghain Resident (ex-Blackstone / Berghain 138dB wing-test)​

reusable for life

size:12sizes/set

package:24pcs/set

way to stick:jelly glue

size

12sizes/set

package

24pcs/set

way to stick

jelly glue

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