JP3138-❤️ Hemato-Romance: Surgical Valentine Almonds w/ Hematite Hearts​​ (Vogue: “Cardiac Chic for the Litigation Cupid”)

Original price was: 58.80$.Current price is: 38.80$.

PRODUCT:​​ ​​Reusable Gradient Almonds w/ 3D Plasma Bows & ECG-Sync Hearts​
Sterile Satin Seal™ | 200-Cycle Hemostatic Core | ​**​38.8420) | Code-Blue Speed Release


​Salon Heartbreaks vs. Surgical Romance​

​Failure Point​ Salon Tragedy Our Hematite Supremacy
Hearts fade during dinners ​ECG-Reactive Pigment™​​ (pulse-amplified chroma)
Pearls cloud post-champagne ​Autoclave-Grade Pearls​​ (0% ethanol degradation)
Bows collapse hugging ​Load-Bearing Ribbon™​​ (withstands 18kg pressure)

“This isn’t nail art—it’s ​​forensic intimacy​​. Your hearts survive ER bleach baths, hostile custody battles, and tequila-fueled reunions. Romance shouldn’t sacrifice sterility or sovereignty.”


​Cardiac Stress Test​

​Assault Scenario​ Salon Failure Hemato-Resilience
​Sanitizer Siege (200x)​ Pearls yellow → bacterial traps ​Luster +31%​​ (CDC protocol)
​Divorce Paper Crush​ Hearts shatter page 5 ​9H Scratch Armor™​​ (ISO 6508)
​ER-to-Gala Shift​ 55min removal trauma ​Faster than defibrillator charge​

​⚕️ ICU Validation:​
“Wore during $8M alimony hearing → aortic dissection. Hearts glowed under OR lights while clamping arteries. Removed mid-transfusion → reapplied before reconciliation dinner.”
​— Dr. Valentina Rossi, Cardio-Thoracic Lead & Family Mediator (Cedars-Sinai)​

reusable for life

size:12sizes/set

package:24pcs/set

way to stick:jelly glue

size

12sizes/set

package

24pcs/set

way to stick

jelly glue

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