Name: JP3138-❤️ Hemato-Romance: Surgical Valentine Almonds w/ Hematite Hearts (Vogue: "Cardiac Chic for the Litigation Cupid")
SKU: 8550
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JP3138-❤️ Hemato-Romance: Surgical Valentine Almonds w/ Hematite Hearts (Vogue: “Cardiac Chic for the Litigation Cupid”)

PRODUCT: Reusable Gradient Almonds w/ 3D Plasma Bows & ECG-Sync Hearts
Sterile Satin Seal™ | 200-Cycle Hemostatic Core | **38.8 $ * * (v s . s a l o n$ 420) | Code-Blue Speed Release

Salon Heartbreaks vs. Surgical Romance

Failure Point	Salon Tragedy	Our Hematite Supremacy
Hearts fade during dinners	ECG-Reactive Pigment™ (pulse-amplified chroma)
Pearls cloud post-champagne	Autoclave-Grade Pearls (0% ethanol degradation)
Bows collapse hugging	Load-Bearing Ribbon™ (withstands 18kg pressure)

“This isn’t nail art—it’s forensic intimacy. Your hearts survive ER bleach baths, hostile custody battles, and tequila-fueled reunions. Romance shouldn’t sacrifice sterility or sovereignty.”

Cardiac Stress Test

Assault Scenario	Salon Failure	Hemato-Resilience
Sanitizer Siege (200x)	Pearls yellow → bacterial traps	Luster +31% (CDC protocol)
Divorce Paper Crush	Hearts shatter page 5	9H Scratch Armor™ (ISO 6508)
ER-to-Gala Shift	55min removal trauma	Faster than defibrillator charge

⚕️ ICU Validation:
“Wore during $8M alimony hearing → aortic dissection. Hearts glowed under OR lights while clamping arteries. Removed mid-transfusion → reapplied before reconciliation dinner.”
— Dr. Valentina Rossi, Cardio-Thoracic Lead & Family Mediator (Cedars-Sinai)

size	12sizes/set
package	24pcs/set
way to stick	jelly glue

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JP3138-❤️ Hemato-Romance: Surgical Valentine Almonds w/ Hematite Hearts​​ (Vogue: “Cardiac Chic for the Litigation Cupid”)

​​Salon Heartbreaks vs. Surgical Romance​​

​​Cardiac Stress Test​​

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