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For women rebuilding sanity through sacred symmetry, ​​Bauhaus granddaughters forge these using geometry stolen from abandoned observatories​​, crystallizing chaos into therapeutic vectors:

• 🌹 ​​Trauma-to-Triumph Angles​​ – 17.5° rhombi crush anxiety spirals
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• ⚛️ ​​Sacred Geometry Seal​​ – withstands spreadsheet avalanches & daycare pandemonium

“Wore these during hostile board restructuring. When CFO sneered at my ‘frivolous toes’, the light hit Theorem #4 angles. He froze mid-insult. Project approved – team saved.” – Priya, Neurodivergent AI Architect & Mom of Triplets

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