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JP3848-💖 Cardiogram Glam: Surgical Pink Almonds w/ Diamond Heart Artillery (Vogue Business: “Haute Hemodynamics for the Scalpel Socialite”)
Original price was: 58.80$.38.80$Current price is: 38.80$.
PRODUCT: Reusable Pink Cat Eye Almonds w/ Hyper-Luster Hearts
SterileFlash™ Core
| 200-Cycle Adhesion
| **38.8420) | Code-Pink Speed Release
Salon Atrophy vs. Feminine Firepower
Failure Vector | Salon Deficiency | Our Hemodynamic Supremacy |
---|---|---|
Cat eye dims under OR lights | Photon-Siphon™ Particles (medical light amplification) | |
Hearts chip during compressions | 9H Cardiac Armor™ (187 HV scratch resistance) | |
“Pink” yellows post-brunch | PH-NeutraPink™ Pigment (coffee/bleach immunity) |
“This isn’t sparkle—it’s cardiovascular command. Your cat eye lasers through hostile bids, your hearts pulse through pediatric codes, and your pink survives tequila spills at closing dinners. Femininity shouldn’t retreat from defibrillator glare.”
Clinical Performance Ledger
Stress Test | Salon Failure | Surgical Triumph |
---|---|---|
ER Sanitizer (200x) | Glitter sheds → bacterial traps | Luminescence +37% (CDC protocol) |
Merger Handshake | Hearts shatter | 0.03mm deformation (ISO 6508) |
Code Pink Transition | 50min removal trauma | Faster than AED pad placement |
⚕️ Field Validation:
“Wore during $7M custody battle → neonatal crisis. Hearts glowed under bilirubin lights while signing settlements. Removed mid-intubation → reapplied before verdict.”
— Dr. Valentina Kane, Pediatric Surgeon & Family Law Arbiter (Mount Sinai)
reusable for life
size:12sizes/set
package:24pcs/set
way to stick:jelly glue
size | 12sizes/set |
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package | 24pcs/set |
way to stick | jelly glue |
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