JP3399-Black Magic Rebellion: Reusable Gothic Ombré Almond Nails w/ 3D Bows & Silver Stars Salon-Quality Edge Without the Commitment or Cost
58.80$Original price was: 58.80$.38.80$Current price is: 38.80$.
Sick of paying $120 for “edgy nails” that chip before the concert starts? Crave razor-sharp style without salon jail or crusty grown-out tips? Slip into your dark fantasy: Jet Black French Almond Press-Ons with 3D satin bows and crushed silver starbursts. For the woman who owns her shadow side—and her schedule.
Salon “Edge” vs. Real Rebellion:
Our Gothic Almond Press-Ons
Salon Gel Manicure
Time
8 min ritual (post-coffee, pre-rage)
2 hrs + “Can you redo bow #3?”
Cost Per Charm
$0 (bows & stars included!)
+$25 per 3D accent
Durability
Mosh pit & tequila-proof
Lifts after one shower
Artistry Control
Perfect symmetry guaranteed
“Why’s this bow melting?”
Commitment
Peel off pre-court date 👩⚖️
Stuck with chipped noir regret
Nail Health
No drills, NO BLACK STAINING
Thin nails stained for weeks
Why These Feel Like Bottled Starlight & Sin:
1. Melted Noir French Perfection
Deep inky black tips fade into gunmetal ombré—zero streaks, zero salon tantrums. The short almond shape sharpens your silhouette (even on petite hands!).
2. Touchable 3D Satin Rebellion
Plush bows and caged silver stars that defy keyboards and barbells. Wearable art—not dollar-store clutter.
3. Forged in Chaos
Hot yoga? Motor oil? Last-minute flights? These hydrophobic press-ons cling like vengeance.
5. Zero Trace Liberation
Pop off with tabs (included!) pre-job interviews—no acetone damage, no dye transfer nightmares.
Not Nails: Wearable Dark Arts
“Salons file your spirit to fit their catalog. These claws refuse to be tamed.”
This is armor for soft rebels. Feel the electric confidence when starbursts catch stage lights at secret gigs. Taste the savage freedom of ditching salon chains for rooftop defiance. Bottled your essence—sweet venom and starlight.
Stolen Moments from the Coven 🖤✨
“Wore these to the Blade Runner 2049 premiere. The director stopped me for nail pics.”
— Zara V. (Tagged @YourBrand)
“Played 3 metal shows + welded a sculpture. Bows didn’t budge. Satan approved.”
— Raven S. (Reddit r/WitchesvsPatriarchy)
Be the first to review “JP3399-Black Magic Rebellion: Reusable Gothic Ombré Almond Nails w/ 3D Bows & Silver Stars Salon-Quality Edge Without the Commitment or Cost”Cancel Reply
Reviews
There are no reviews yet.