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JP3138-❤️ Hemato-Romance: Surgical Valentine Almonds w/ Hematite Hearts (Vogue: “Cardiac Chic for the Litigation Cupid”)
Original price was: 58.80$.38.80$Current price is: 38.80$.
PRODUCT: Reusable Gradient Almonds w/ 3D Plasma Bows & ECG-Sync Hearts
Sterile Satin Seal™
| 200-Cycle Hemostatic Core
| **38.8420) | Code-Blue Speed Release
Salon Heartbreaks vs. Surgical Romance
Failure Point | Salon Tragedy | Our Hematite Supremacy |
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Hearts fade during dinners | ECG-Reactive Pigment™ (pulse-amplified chroma) | |
Pearls cloud post-champagne | Autoclave-Grade Pearls (0% ethanol degradation) | |
Bows collapse hugging | Load-Bearing Ribbon™ (withstands 18kg pressure) |
“This isn’t nail art—it’s forensic intimacy. Your hearts survive ER bleach baths, hostile custody battles, and tequila-fueled reunions. Romance shouldn’t sacrifice sterility or sovereignty.”
Cardiac Stress Test
Assault Scenario | Salon Failure | Hemato-Resilience |
---|---|---|
Sanitizer Siege (200x) | Pearls yellow → bacterial traps | Luster +31% (CDC protocol) |
Divorce Paper Crush | Hearts shatter page 5 | 9H Scratch Armor™ (ISO 6508) |
ER-to-Gala Shift | 55min removal trauma | Faster than defibrillator charge |
⚕️ ICU Validation:
“Wore during $8M alimony hearing → aortic dissection. Hearts glowed under OR lights while clamping arteries. Removed mid-transfusion → reapplied before reconciliation dinner.”
— Dr. Valentina Rossi, Cardio-Thoracic Lead & Family Mediator (Cedars-Sinai)
reusable for life
size:12sizes/set
package:24pcs/set
way to stick:jelly glue
size | 12sizes/set |
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package | 24pcs/set |
way to stick | jelly glue |
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