JP3123-🦋 Y2K Time Capsule: Holographic Bow Almonds w/ Nebula Pearls​​ (Rolling Stone: “Millennial Minimalism Weaponized for Festival Rebels”)

PRODUCT:​​ ​​French Almond Press-Ons w/ 3D Laser Bows + Cosmic Mermaid Pearls​​

• Zero-Gravity Silver Glitter
• UV-Reactive Holographic Pearls
• Rave-Proof Adhesion
• ​**​38.8$\ast \ast (vs.salon$350)

​​Salon Stone Age vs. Y2K Supremacy​​

“This isn’t nostalgia—it’s ​​temporal warfare​​. Your holograms survived low-rise jeans and will outlive EDM drops, startup demos, and Coachella dust storms. The 2000s called—they want their power back.”

​​Performance Autopsy​​

​​🎤 Field Testimony:​​
“Wore these closing $1.2M VC deal → mainstage DJ set. TechCrunch filmed ‘pearls refracting pitch deck lasers’. Ripped off mid-drop → reapplied before encore.”
​​— DJ Vega C., Venture Partner (Andreessen Horowitz)​