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JP2791-✝️ Sanctified Steel: Surgical Gothic Almonds w/ Astral Flash Armor (Vogue: “Cathedral Minimalism for the ER Inquisitor”)
Original price was: 58.80$.38.80$Current price is: 38.80$.
PRODUCT: Reusable Gothic Almond Press-Ons w/ Sacrificial Cross Relief & Stellar Chroma
Sanctified Steel™ Adhesion
| 200-Cycle Resilience
| **38.8390) | 7-Second Penance Peel
Salon Heresy vs. Sacred Supremacy
Failure Point | Salon Sacrilege | Our Ecclesiastical Engineering |
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Crosses lift during CPR | RelicLock™ Bond (vault-door adhesion physics) | |
Gems dim under OR lights | Sanctified Chroma™ (ethanol-amplified luminosity) | |
“Gothic” chips signing DNRs | 9H Crusader Edges™ (187 HV hardness) |
“This isn’t adornment—it’s divine ordinance. Your cross survives defibrillator storms, hostile takeovers, and bleach purges. These constellations map exits from purgatory—be it boardroom or ER.”
Inquisition Performance Log
Trial by Fire | Salon Damnation | Sacred Triumph |
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Sanitizer Siege (200x) | Gems fog → bacterial nests | Luster +34% (CDC protocol) |
Document Crush Test | Crosses snap page 5 | 0.01mm deformation (ISO 6508) |
ER-to-Court Shift | 45min removal agony | Faster than last rites |
⚖️ Canonical Validation:
“Wore during $12B merger → emergency exorcism. NYT captured ‘starlight refracting EKG flatlines’. Removed mid-code → reapplied before SEC indictment.”
— Sister Attica Voss, Vatican Forensic Accountant & ER Chaplain (Goldman Sachs)
reusable for life
size:12sizes/set
package:24pcs/set
way to stick:jelly glue
size | 12sizes/set |
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package | 24pcs/set |
way to stick | jelly glue |
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